A downloadable narrative for Windows and Mac OS X

Buy Now$200.00 USD or more

Until December 1st 2015, this normally $2 digital interactive experience will be 100x more expensive to encourage participation in Buy Nothing Day.

Exactly what it says on the box: a lightly filtered experienced pulled from my (now former) day job in a customer service call centre, made interactive in a point-&-click format. Lose politely, or lose spectacularly; the choice is yours.


  • A branching narrative pulled from personal experience.
  • Over 250 lines of fully-voiced dialogue.
  • Windows PC and Macintosh compatible - one purchase gets both DRM-free versions.
  • Terrible art conveys a terrible work environment.
  • A brief, digestible piece of audible interactive fiction.
  • Featuring the song Self-Discovery and Other Broad Generalities by Pete Mascio, from the album I Am Alphabet Jim.


Buy Now$200.00 USD or more

In order to download this narrative you must purchase it at or above the minimum price of $200.00 USD. You will get access to the following files: